No matter what your feelings on tobacco or weed, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve seen the accoutrements associated with smoking them. But while many pipes and chillums are perfectly adequate for “getting the job done,” they often leave something to be desired in the realm of aesthetics. Sometimes we’re left to wonder: is there any pipe out there that ISN’T a swirly glass nightmare? Where the classy pipes at?
We now have your answer.
Here are just a few of the pipe options that are available to the more discerning smoker. Some are minimal, some are intricate, but all of them are way cuter than they have any right to be.
1. This amethyst pipe.
What’s classier than smoking out of a rock?
2. Some compact little peach pipes.
When you’re done smoking, just empty the bowl and flip them over for a cute decorative statement!
3. This packed seashell pipe.
To satisfy your inner mermaid.
4. This amazing quartz pipe.
Scary talons not included.
5. This beehive smoker.
Even if you don’t smoke, it still makes for a cool sculpture.
6. This twisted shrubbery.
For those of you with a green thumb (*wink wink*).
7. This pink marble piece.
Half utilitarian, half art.
8. These ombré pipes.
For the fashion-forward smoker.
9. This tiny whale tail.
No, not THAT kind of whale tail.
10. These uber-sleek one-hitters.
Be careful to not mistake them for one of your pens.
11. This swirly, porcelain pipe.
Practically a sculpture in its own right!
12. This chunk of candy-pink magic.
For those of us who just want to be girly every now and then.
13. This magical stone.
Witchy and fabulous.
14. This classy cat.
Helps you get high, and doesn’t poop in a box! The perfect feline.
15. This curious little mouse.
It’s almost too cute to smoke out of … almost.
16. This happy clay whale.
There’s no way you could stay blue looking at that face.
17. This glass strawberry.
For those sweet, summery days.
18. This golden ice cream cone.
All the sweetness, without the calories!
19. These pastel tentacles.
For those of us who like a little bit of aquatic fantasy.